Friday, October 27, 2006
so... i have two kids...
[listening to ::: bang bang bang - something with numbers]
just had a run in with a crazy neighbour.
about a year ago, i parked my car about 8 houses up from mine. the next morning, i found a note on my windscreen saying something to the effect of,
hi. please do not park your car here as it is where i park mine. i have kids and would appreciate some common courtesy on your behalf. thank you.
the lady then knocked on my doorstep to confront us and was all, "i'm calling the cops on you" and i was almost daring her to, to see the coppers' reaction to me having the audacity to park in a public place.
anyway, we kept the note for awhile, in case anything happened. nothing did, and i totally forgot about the incident until tonight!
i had just gotten home from work and parked, dare i say, IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE! as i was getting out of the car, an oncoming car slowed down and then stopped. she rolled down her window.
CRAZY LADY: hi. do you live around here?
MISH: yeah...
CL: oh. coz i have two kids and i'd like to park in front of my house.
MISH: err, okay.
CL: well, are you going to move?
MISH: umm... not really. there's a spot behind me. you can park there.
CL: there's a no stopping sign there.
MISH: well, you can park behind me and in front of the sign.
CL: can YOU park there?
MISH: uhh.. no.
CL: EXACTLY.
MISH: there's nothing wrong with that spot. you could fit in there.
CL: no, no. we've been booked before in that spot. (yes, because dulwich hill is a HIGHLY patroled area. we're a bunch of illegal parkers!)
MISH: but you could fit, within the spot.
CL: no. i want to park in front of my house. so, are you going to move?
MISH: no.
CL: well, thanks SOOOOOOOOOOOO much. you've been VERY helpful.
MISH: no problem.
then she parked her car and waited to see which house i went into. i can't wait to go out tomorrow and find my car vandalised. then I'M going to call the cops on her fuckin' ass. boo-yeow!!!
again, with the hindsight. there were so many opportunities to slam her. for eg, "how about we find out whose parked in front of MY house, we'll get them to move, then i can park there, and you can park here?! awesome!!!!" so many calls went begging... *sigh*
who are these people? where do they come from?!
ps. happy birthday, punk. *singing* another year over... a new one's just begun...
just had a run in with a crazy neighbour.
about a year ago, i parked my car about 8 houses up from mine. the next morning, i found a note on my windscreen saying something to the effect of,
hi. please do not park your car here as it is where i park mine. i have kids and would appreciate some common courtesy on your behalf. thank you.
the lady then knocked on my doorstep to confront us and was all, "i'm calling the cops on you" and i was almost daring her to, to see the coppers' reaction to me having the audacity to park in a public place.
anyway, we kept the note for awhile, in case anything happened. nothing did, and i totally forgot about the incident until tonight!
i had just gotten home from work and parked, dare i say, IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE! as i was getting out of the car, an oncoming car slowed down and then stopped. she rolled down her window.
CRAZY LADY: hi. do you live around here?
MISH: yeah...
CL: oh. coz i have two kids and i'd like to park in front of my house.
MISH: err, okay.
CL: well, are you going to move?
MISH: umm... not really. there's a spot behind me. you can park there.
CL: there's a no stopping sign there.
MISH: well, you can park behind me and in front of the sign.
CL: can YOU park there?
MISH: uhh.. no.
CL: EXACTLY.
MISH: there's nothing wrong with that spot. you could fit in there.
CL: no, no. we've been booked before in that spot. (yes, because dulwich hill is a HIGHLY patroled area. we're a bunch of illegal parkers!)
MISH: but you could fit, within the spot.
CL: no. i want to park in front of my house. so, are you going to move?
MISH: no.
CL: well, thanks SOOOOOOOOOOOO much. you've been VERY helpful.
MISH: no problem.
then she parked her car and waited to see which house i went into. i can't wait to go out tomorrow and find my car vandalised. then I'M going to call the cops on her fuckin' ass. boo-yeow!!!
again, with the hindsight. there were so many opportunities to slam her. for eg, "how about we find out whose parked in front of MY house, we'll get them to move, then i can park there, and you can park here?! awesome!!!!" so many calls went begging... *sigh*
who are these people? where do they come from?!
RANDOM VID & FLASH GAME OTD.
warning: smoking may cause puffy eyes.
line rider
line rider
here's something we prepared earlier: check out the kick ass line rider
ps. happy birthday, punk. *singing* another year over... a new one's just begun...
That Line Rider game is awsome! The youtube video is still loading but I had lots of fun playing it. Too much fun...I should have slept hours ago!!!! :D
can we say dumb arse nut case?
take care hope you're well! xoxox
nafeesa
i know! the crazy lady was sooooo absurd that my sheer confusion rendered me speechless and unable to retort.
when she was confronting me, i was like, *thinks* surely i've done something wrong. she cannot be yelling at me for no apparent reason...
but alas! she was!!!!
ps. yes! the line rider game is awesome! i'll post another flash game that's similar to that. i like how the crazy sled guy falls off his sled if you're going too fast!
When you said;
"who are these people? where do they come from?!"
What came to mind was;
"Who is your Daddy?
And what does he do?"
Thanks Michelin. Don't sing. Bwhahaha.
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