Thursday, September 28, 2006
PIIIIIIIIIIIIICKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[listening to ::: singled out - new found glory]
you know when you go away on holiday, and then when you get back, you need a baby-holiday to recover from your holiday? even when the holiday consisted of kicking back and doing nothing and sleeping-in and eating till your fatty-fat-fat heart's content. sweet mother of jesus, this is where i'm at, right now.
just got back from jamberoo (no, not the recreation park) and am chilled to the bone, but seem to need to sleep for 879hrs straight to recover. all is well, though. the drive was hella fun and soo pretty. country australia is gorgeous. we played board games (MIX MAX! cluedo (sucks balls) and monopoly during which, in fact, i did monopolise) and sat out under the stars. oh, and goats. reality kicked back in today and i was off to work.
also, i lose everything. first my watch, then my necklace and earrings, and now my EFTPOS card. i cancelled that shit after a "thorough" search which came up fruitless. of course, when i packed for jambers, my card fell out of a jacket pocket. now i have been assigned a new PIN number of which will take some time to get right when i am blind drunk. oh, PIN# 4990.. you have been so good to me. hope the new one does you justice.
got a new skateboard. i flogged the deck from work and don't like the JACKASS artwork, so was thinking about stenciling my own shit under there. any suggestions?
ps. no more links. you fuckers don't even click on them... *sigh*
but games and videos a-plenty.
you know when you go away on holiday, and then when you get back, you need a baby-holiday to recover from your holiday? even when the holiday consisted of kicking back and doing nothing and sleeping-in and eating till your fatty-fat-fat heart's content. sweet mother of jesus, this is where i'm at, right now.
just got back from jamberoo (no, not the recreation park) and am chilled to the bone, but seem to need to sleep for 879hrs straight to recover. all is well, though. the drive was hella fun and soo pretty. country australia is gorgeous. we played board games (MIX MAX! cluedo (sucks balls) and monopoly during which, in fact, i did monopolise) and sat out under the stars. oh, and goats. reality kicked back in today and i was off to work.
also, i lose everything. first my watch, then my necklace and earrings, and now my EFTPOS card. i cancelled that shit after a "thorough" search which came up fruitless. of course, when i packed for jambers, my card fell out of a jacket pocket. now i have been assigned a new PIN number of which will take some time to get right when i am blind drunk. oh, PIN# 4990.. you have been so good to me. hope the new one does you justice.
got a new skateboard. i flogged the deck from work and don't like the JACKASS artwork, so was thinking about stenciling my own shit under there. any suggestions?
ps. no more links. you fuckers don't even click on them... *sigh*
but games and videos a-plenty.
RANDOM GAME OF THE DAY
Drag the dot and avoid the obstacles. Flash genius.
RANDOM VIDEO OF THE DAY
Buummm haaaand!!!
Drag the dot and avoid the obstacles. Flash genius.
RANDOM VIDEO OF THE DAY
Buummm haaaand!!!
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
iii'mmm...... sooooooo.... waaaaasted.
[listening to ::: jackie big tits - the kooks]
you know it's been too long between summers, when you put your thongs back on, and they give you BLISTERS! today was the first full day of thong-wearing of the season and i've found my feet turned into PUSSY PAWS over the winter. hopefully work up some nice callous' over the coming summer.
i have stupid inflammation of the salivary glands as a result of a bender of a weekend (my conclusion reached, of course, after being researched on the internet). i think perhaps i am super dehydrated and my mouth must've been full of bacteria.. and so it clogged up my sublingual gland underneath my tongue. the blocked duct has caused my glands to swell up which makes eating impossible. but at the moment, i *heart* ibuprofen.
i have a script for anti-biotics in case it gets worse. here's hoping it all subsides and i can minimise drug intake.
bought my HOTTY HOT-HOT wireless desktop set. don't care much for the keyboard or the mouse, (especially since the USB port won't detect the keyboard, so i hafta send that shit back!) but check out this puppy.
that's right. it's a remote. for all my bed-side viewing pleasure. never again, will i need to venture from the warmth and comfort of my bed to maneouvre my GILMORE GIRLS watching! a-whoo-hoo! i know you're all jealous. me and the mum from WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE shall be one! *shudders*
alright. three other things i have to share.
1. ROBOT CHICKEN - created by seth green and matthew senreich; stop-motion animation. haven't watched them all, but love this, so far. ps. the show was named after a dish they saw on a menu in a chinese restaurant. loves it!
if you liked that, check out the SWEDISH CHEF. pretty funny, also.
next up is
2. PANDORA - much like yahoolaunch, this is a webstream of music, and you click and rate songs you dis/like and they tailor a 'radio station' to your musical tastes.
i think all of you have heard this by now.. but here it is, in all its mashed-up glory.
3. jessica simpson's PUBLIC AFFAIR vs. madonna's HOLIDAY
i know of some, alright -- just one -- very angry, madonna-lovin-gay-man. thoughts?
you know it's been too long between summers, when you put your thongs back on, and they give you BLISTERS! today was the first full day of thong-wearing of the season and i've found my feet turned into PUSSY PAWS over the winter. hopefully work up some nice callous' over the coming summer.
i have stupid inflammation of the salivary glands as a result of a bender of a weekend (my conclusion reached, of course, after being researched on the internet). i think perhaps i am super dehydrated and my mouth must've been full of bacteria.. and so it clogged up my sublingual gland underneath my tongue. the blocked duct has caused my glands to swell up which makes eating impossible. but at the moment, i *heart* ibuprofen.
i have a script for anti-biotics in case it gets worse. here's hoping it all subsides and i can minimise drug intake.
bought my HOTTY HOT-HOT wireless desktop set. don't care much for the keyboard or the mouse, (especially since the USB port won't detect the keyboard, so i hafta send that shit back!) but check out this puppy.
*wipes the drool from the keyboard*
that's right. it's a remote. for all my bed-side viewing pleasure. never again, will i need to venture from the warmth and comfort of my bed to maneouvre my GILMORE GIRLS watching! a-whoo-hoo! i know you're all jealous. me and the mum from WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE shall be one! *shudders*
alright. three other things i have to share.
1. ROBOT CHICKEN - created by seth green and matthew senreich; stop-motion animation. haven't watched them all, but love this, so far. ps. the show was named after a dish they saw on a menu in a chinese restaurant. loves it!
if you liked that, check out the SWEDISH CHEF. pretty funny, also.
next up is
2. PANDORA - much like yahoolaunch, this is a webstream of music, and you click and rate songs you dis/like and they tailor a 'radio station' to your musical tastes.
i think all of you have heard this by now.. but here it is, in all its mashed-up glory.
3. jessica simpson's PUBLIC AFFAIR vs. madonna's HOLIDAY
i know of some, alright -- just one -- very angry, madonna-lovin-gay-man. thoughts?
RANDOM VID OF THE DAY
ddr superstar. this guy puts me and my DDR A-TEAM to shame.
ddr superstar. this guy puts me and my DDR A-TEAM to shame.
Friday, September 15, 2006
my mind is bended!!!
[listening to ::: feel nobody - sharem jay]
i am crippled!!!!!! i have claws for hands... CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!
jarred two fingers at basketball on tuesday night and my knuckles are more black and blue than backstreet boys' album ever was. i have resorted to typing one-fingered on my left hand. if a stranger saw me typing, he wouldn't even THINK that i was a nerd! oh, the shame!
ever wondered what you'd sound like with a mouth full of crabs? i did! but sleep easy, you can wonder, no more...
for those of you who want an acamedmic challenge for the day, go here. i failed this miserably. man, i can't even name the countries of south-east asia.. or even europe! i don't think i should give the middle-east a shot.
everyone else, watch the following vids and marvel..
RANDOM VIDS OF THE DAY
if you thought that was great, get ready for your mind to be bended!!!
i am crippled!!!!!! i have claws for hands... CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!
jarred two fingers at basketball on tuesday night and my knuckles are more black and blue than backstreet boys' album ever was. i have resorted to typing one-fingered on my left hand. if a stranger saw me typing, he wouldn't even THINK that i was a nerd! oh, the shame!
ever wondered what you'd sound like with a mouth full of crabs? i did! but sleep easy, you can wonder, no more...
for those of you who want an acamedmic challenge for the day, go here. i failed this miserably. man, i can't even name the countries of south-east asia.. or even europe! i don't think i should give the middle-east a shot.
everyone else, watch the following vids and marvel..
RANDOM VIDS OF THE DAY
if you thought that was great, get ready for your mind to be bended!!!
kylie (of minogue) = george michael (of the public bathroom)
'nuff said.
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
siiiingin' in the raaaiiiiiinnn!!!
[listening to ::: fasten your seatbelt - pendulum feat. the freestylers]
i lost my freakin' watch. i'm not forgetful. i'm just careless. and i'm also sentimental. which drives me nuts coz i go fuckin' crazy over shit like this.
pisses me off to know that it could've been prevented so easily (i left it behind at basketball last week) which is why i'm so anal about things. hehe, i said 'anal'.
was woken up by my mum and dad arguing this morning (1pm still counts as morning as i had just woken up. time becomes relative to parts of my day. first meal = breakfast, regardless of it being 3pm.) mum was screaming that she can't do anything for dad anymore, since he wants everything perfect, otherwise it's not worth doing at all. i wondered if this is where my issues stem from... and the more i thought about it, i became confused whether or not it had really happened or if i had imagined it -- perhaps an attempt to justify this shit hole i'm in.
wow. slit my wrists, now.
let me lighten the mood. did someone say, breakfast?
also, pictures of SURI CRUISE were released and goddamn she is one cute kid. and perhaps asian -- with droopy joey potter eyes and a full head'o hair.
in celebration of all the rain we've been having lately, check out this wicked vid. very cleverly done.
i lost my freakin' watch. i'm not forgetful. i'm just careless. and i'm also sentimental. which drives me nuts coz i go fuckin' crazy over shit like this.
pisses me off to know that it could've been prevented so easily (i left it behind at basketball last week) which is why i'm so anal about things. hehe, i said 'anal'.
was woken up by my mum and dad arguing this morning (1pm still counts as morning as i had just woken up. time becomes relative to parts of my day. first meal = breakfast, regardless of it being 3pm.) mum was screaming that she can't do anything for dad anymore, since he wants everything perfect, otherwise it's not worth doing at all. i wondered if this is where my issues stem from... and the more i thought about it, i became confused whether or not it had really happened or if i had imagined it -- perhaps an attempt to justify this shit hole i'm in.
wow. slit my wrists, now.
let me lighten the mood. did someone say, breakfast?
also, pictures of SURI CRUISE were released and goddamn she is one cute kid. and perhaps asian -- with droopy joey potter eyes and a full head'o hair.
in celebration of all the rain we've been having lately, check out this wicked vid. very cleverly done.
RANDOM VID OF THE DAY
they went to great lengths to re-create the original SINGIN' IN THE RAIN scene, down to cobblestones and old fashion rain machines. then they had the dancer wear prosthetics and whatnot and needed exact camera angles so that when they superimposed GENE KELLY's face, it would all match up. i'll save the details, but if you're interested, read the full article. good job, i say.
ps. for a better quality QT, you can watch the VW ad here.
ps. for a better quality QT, you can watch the VW ad here.
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
aaaacccchoooo!
[listening to ::: my love feat. TI - justin timberlake]
i get great satisfaction in giving a good present. their surprise, the reaction, the disbelief, the elation -- and the knowledge that you nailed it. selfish? maybe. i guess we both win. happy birthday, dirty slag.
got absolutely hammered on friday night. haven't done that for a while! headed out to a party with a bar tab, and then kicked on and stealthily by-passed the cover at the next joint -- where we were met with free drinks at the bar. spent $20 on cabs and had a massive hang-over on saturday. worth every penny ;)
just found this game online and remembered that i was obsessed with it as a kid. saturdays would be spent at george st with $20 in hand; $7 for a movie, $3 for a happy meal, and $10 for PUZZLE BOBBLE!
i get great satisfaction in giving a good present. their surprise, the reaction, the disbelief, the elation -- and the knowledge that you nailed it. selfish? maybe. i guess we both win. happy birthday, dirty slag.
got absolutely hammered on friday night. haven't done that for a while! headed out to a party with a bar tab, and then kicked on and stealthily by-passed the cover at the next joint -- where we were met with free drinks at the bar. spent $20 on cabs and had a massive hang-over on saturday. worth every penny ;)
just found this game online and remembered that i was obsessed with it as a kid. saturdays would be spent at george st with $20 in hand; $7 for a movie, $3 for a happy meal, and $10 for PUZZLE BOBBLE!
do not INSERT COIN. simply CLICK to play!
(alternatively, STREET FIGHTER, DAYTONA, COIN-PUSHY-DROPPY-GAMBLE-TICKET-WINNER-MACHINE, and if you really wanted to get fancy, TEKKEN, were also accepted. these were the days before DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. galaxy world has since, changed... it's changed, man!!!)
ps. this is probably why asians are good at trigonometry. but terrible at english. puzzle BOBBLE? wtf?
pps. this is how my brother found out he was colour-blind. seriously. we were sitting there and he was screaming at the screen, "this game's FUCKED! *pointing at 2 yellow bubbles and a green* there's 3 yellows and it won't POP!"
now before you leave and get too carried away with the PUZZLE BOBBLE game (or practicing your DDR moves), this next video made me cry... with laughter. literally.
ps. this is probably why asians are good at trigonometry. but terrible at english. puzzle BOBBLE? wtf?
pps. this is how my brother found out he was colour-blind. seriously. we were sitting there and he was screaming at the screen, "this game's FUCKED! *pointing at 2 yellow bubbles and a green* there's 3 yellows and it won't POP!"
now before you leave and get too carried away with the PUZZLE BOBBLE game (or practicing your DDR moves), this next video made me cry... with laughter. literally.
RANDOM VID OF THE DAY
PANDA SNEEZE
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