shitty thoughts

[listening to ::: live at the wireless on jjj - the presets]

b'ah! missed out on pre-sale RCHP tix. must line up like a pleb on friday and purchase them then. blast.

nothing to report. no new-found revelations that i need to share with you all, so i'll keep it short.

oh! had a fuckin' hilarious conversation with two guys who were trying to pick up me and a girlfriend of mine, on saturday night at the pub. they really started to piss me off, so i lay into them. the conversation was as follows, give or take a couple of embellishments ;)

GUY: hey... what have you guys been up to, tonight?
MISH: nothing.
GUY: uhh, you guys go to uni?
MISH: *lying* yes.
GUY: unsw?
MISH: yes.
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GUY: what kind of music are you into? *blah blah blah*
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GUY: soo, where abouts are you from? are you an international student?
MISH: *fuckin' FIRES UP* you're assuming by the way that i look, i'm an international student?
GUY: well...
MISH: so based on my appearance, i couldn't have POSSIBLY been born here?
GUY: no -- i mean, just the way -- you look asian, so --
MISH: what? my parents couldn't have been born here? *they weren't!* ........ and my great great grandfather didn't come out during the gold rush? *lying, again*
GUY: actually, what am i saying?! 3am on a saturday night? of course you're not international students. international students aren't going to be at the pub at 3am!
MISH: what???? why not? what makes you think an international student couldn't be out at 3am on a saturday night??!?!??!?!
GUY: errrrrrrrrrrr..............................................
MISH: but i can totally understand why you'd think i'm an international student. my english is atrocious and my vocabulary is below par --
MISH: no no! no, your english is fiiiine!
MISH: it's called sarcasm, mate. part of australian humour.
GUY: err.....

at this point, he hadn't even left the conversation or our table. he continued to sit there and let me tear him a new asshole, til laura's boyfriend, dave, rocked up and we left.

ahhh, refreshing fun :)